Kris Arnold’s pisstake video starts off pretty funny — see the video above — but like the original, it goes on a bit too long.

Still, there’s some good lines:

“How f—ing dare anyone even think about selling their Apple stock!”

“All you people care about are Mac rumors, and stock shares! He’s human!… mostly… except his brain… we think.”

“You’re f—-ing lucky he even gave you the iPhone, you bastards!”